Earth was heating
Tried geoengineering
Now it's too cold out
So it didn't work

Sent a rocket Ship to Mars
Hoped to colonize Stars
But the Engines failed
So it didn't work

Genetic manipulation
Created a dire situation
All the mutants ate the scientists
So it didn't work

Some joined cults of
Alien Gods
But they sent no space pods
So it didn't work

And now we've run out of options...

All is lost the Earth cannot be saved
Some of us are hiding in caves
Others are forced to work as slaves
And the last ones alive will dig their own graves

Nothing anymore
On the ocean floor
Spread iron to fix it
But it didn't work

Cryogenic Chambers
Wait for resurrection later
But everything melted
So it didn't work

Breed People for food
Calorie-Count every brood
But disease killed them all
So it didn't work

Nuclear holocaust
Finally finishes us off
Now there's nothing left to do cause
Nothing Worked

And now we've run out of options...

All is lost the Earth will not be saved
Some died alone in their caves
Others were worked to death as slaves
And the last ones alive dug their own graves